fallenfromthetardis:

lordzantrifreya:

how could one not reblog this?

I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.

sweetguts:

almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game

eternallybliss:

i wonder if by being the fastest sperm I stopped another future cancer curer/billionaire/supermodel/amazing musician sperm or something oh god i am so sorry

elizabethhjj:

damn-it-hirschberg:

hiddleswife:

oshcoruful:

thewindsatyourback:

themotherfuckingmarchesa:

overshareanonymous:

charman-ders:

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS A FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

grEHy

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?

grG’DAYMATEy

Hahaha Australia!!

epic-humor:

davejadetier:

BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES

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epic-humor:

inbox: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”